Some highlights from my week:

* I had a dream that this beautiful girl in my class smoked a blunt and later found out that it was laced with PCP. I remember her acting like it was no big deal.

** Some form of vehicle or beast destroyed my bicycle, while it was locked up.

*** I came up with a theory that if you're an Asian male WITHOUT A CAR, it puts the level of difficulty to pick up Asian females to about a 11 on a scale of 10.
Luckily, there's plenty of black women for Asian men out there.

-Carryout